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| I've never seen so many people in Wellington. Despite being on the same day as the first race of the America's Cup, it was heaving. |
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| This suspected terrorist was threatening Western
civilisation using potential weapons of mass distruction. At first,
I thought she was merely writing slogans on a plinth using chalk,
but no, chalk forms a fine, air-born powder. When
mixed with anthrax or many other potential biological weapons, chalk
can be an effective vector for the delivery of these terrorist poisons. I
was so glad when the Police arrived. I feel safer now, and I'm
certain that our government will crack down harshly on the producers
of this dangerous chalk. It was later revealed that Iraq has been attempting to import large supplies of chalk. Obviously, they are in cohorts with this dangerous old woman. |
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