On't Ilkely Moor baa' taa', where the ducks fly backwards, quack, quack, quack

James Cooper

Occupation - Being Northern
Favourite Pastimes - Drinking beer, slagging off southerners, riding up hills
Height - Not as stunted as may of his fellow Northerners
From - Kirkheaton, Huddersfield, People's Republic of Yorkshire
Shock Czech Discovery - Beer, women, dumplings, beer
MTB Success - Not hitting any of us the last time we did a trip to his house
Special Super Ability - The czech's can understand his accent, we can't
Distinguishing Characteristics - Northern
Obligatory Northern Quote - From CUCC member Nick de Candole, on arriving in Huddersfield, "I say chaps, look, the roads have potholes and their children are running wild in the streets!"
Steed - That quality brand, the Probike! Now updated to a shiny Klein Pulse Comp