BASIC with pointers – Fuck you!
GOTO statements – Fuck you!
Endogenous growth theory models with heterogeneous innovation – Fuck you!
Seventy page briefing documents – Fuck you!
Screaming children – Fuck you!
Cats – Fuck you!
Though being brought hot chocolate is nice.
[EDIT – can I just add to the list all the economists of the Austrian school. Sample paper:
Step 1) Set up provably-wrong assumptions,
Step 2) Erm…,
Step 3) Therefore we need low taxes. From which I think we can justifiably conclude that Austrian economists – Fuck you!]