I am feeling unusually superior today, for no good reason.

I’m warning you of this, not coz I’ll be even more annyoing than usual, but coz the Universe is likely to enact retribution. You may want to be ready to dive for cover during the arrival of the inevitable pustulous catastrophe/explosive dog/rotting cow falling from the sky/accidental self-immolation.

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