My name is]: Jez
[in the morning i am]: Dragoniacous
[love is]: Rare
[i dream about]: Waking up. Repeatedly. Grr…

-W I T H .T H E. O P P O S I T E. S E X-
[what do you notice first?]: Biking ability.
[last person you slow danced with]: My soulmate

-W H O-
[do you have a crush on?]: I keep wearing his shirts
[easiest to talk to]: Joy. But then, she’s a dog

-H A V E .Y O U .E V E R-
[fallen for your best friend]: Yes, frequently, to the point of not comprehending how anyone cannot

-W H O .W A S .T H E .L A S T. P E R S O N-
[you talked to on the phone]: They wanted the person who used to have my desk. Sigh.
[hugged]: Does throwing people on the floor at aikido count?
[you instant messaged]: A
[you laughed with]: A

-D O .Y O U / / A R E .Y O U-

[could you live without the computer]: Only if I can swap it for a huge laser, 4 kW diode-pumped Nd:YAG, please
what’s your favorite food?]: Mmmm…. Pipasha’s jalfrezi…. Alex’s Machli Bhuna

[whats your favorite fruit?]: Apples, preferably Chivers Delight or Jonagold
[what hurts the most?] Broken bones are bad. Emotional pain is not good, but its never caused me to black out.

-N U M B E R-
[of times i have had my heart broken? ]: Nope.
[of hearts i have broken?] : Hopefully none.
[of boys i have kissed?] : Umm… some
[of girls i have kissed?] : Less than the above
[of drugs taken illegally?] : Threeish
[of tight friends?] : I do go around measuring my friends, although I know of several ways to measure stiffness with quite some degree of accuracy
[of cd’s that i own?] : 400 or so
[of scars on my body?] : Way too many to count, scars on scars on scars.
[of things in my past that i regret?] : There’s a few people that I owe that I haven’t paid back.

-O.T.H.E.R.T.H.I.N.G.S.-
[i know]: a lot about aluminium
[i want]: for little
[i have]: health
[i wish]: I wasn’t allergic to most mammals
[i hate]: stupidity
[i miss]: a lurcher
[i fear]: for us
[i hear]: choons
[i search]: but I get bored when I find
[i love]: her
[i ache]: before thunderstorms

[i care]: and sometimes, this is a real pain
[i always]: have too much to do
[i dance]: craptaculously
[i cry]: over dogs
[i do not always]: expose myself
[i write]: about everything but myself
[i confuse]: most people
[i can usually be found]: in motion
[i need]: to move back into town
[have you ever played a game that required removal of clothing]: and addition of beer? Yes.
[if so, when and with who]: You don’t know them
[favorite place to be kissed?]: Nape
[have you ever been caught “doing something”]: Yes, but I had a good lawyer

-ARE.YOU.A-
[wuss]: I learned not to be
[druggie]: Endorphins man… yeah…
[gang member]: Royal Society reprazenting!
[daydreamer]: Uh, what?
[alcoholic]: I tried, but my brain could still connect effect with cause, so I stoped
[freak]: Only to grandparents
[brat]: Only when I deploy the dipples of cuteness! Fear the dipples!
[goody-goody]: I drove into town three and a half times this weekend
[angel]: To some
[devil]: To others. But they’re wrong and stupid
[friend]: Working on it.
[shy]: Only when it comes to important things
[talkative]: On caffine
[adventurous]: On snow and rubber
[intelligent]: I can do certain kinds of thinking to an outstanding level. And it gets in the way of the rest of my personality.

-Concerning.The.Friends.(You.Claim.To.Have)-
[impacted you the most spiritually]: YDKThem
[wish you saw more often]: Everyone in town
[wish you could meet]: YDKHim
[most sarcastic]: Rhiannon tops my list too
[wish you knew better]: Chris
[knows you best]: A
[best outlook on life]: Paul
[most paranoid]: YDKHer either
[sweetest]: The candy-coated ponies

-Self-Analysis.You.Probably.Don’t.Want.To.Do-

[a smell that makes you smile]: Weston’s cider
[a country you’d like to visit]: Norway
[a drink you order most often]: Tea, silly
[delicious desert]: Suraya’s adultery cake
[a book you highly recommend]: Thursbitch, or Red Shift
[the music you prefer while alone]: Swans
[your favorite band]: Aphex Twin, New Model Army, Nick Cave, Orbital, PJH, Sharkboy, Sisters, Throwing Muses and pretty much all the rest
[a film you could watch over and over]: Film? You mean sit in one place for more than two hours?
[a TV show you watch regularly]: TV broke a while ago, haven’t missed it.
[you live in a(n)]: village up the coast. Far, far up the coast.
[your transportation]: GT STS with Pace bouncy bits, Dale V900 with many, many miles on it, carbon fibre unicycle, three pairs of skates, snowboard, kites, and the ultimate SUV – a Honda Civic
[cologne or perfume]: fresh sweat
[under your bed or in your closet you hide]: monsters of the id
[something important on your night table]: Rhi’s copy of Fight Club

7 thoughts on “”

    1. You have to admit, he is cute, in an unobtainable way. Who says crushes have to make sense?

      And adultery cake was Andrea’s name for the most fine chocolate and aprioct cake.

      Now first semester is over, I have time to post, or would have except for a grading on saturday. Then its snowboarding time, then next semester, but after that, honest…

      1. Ha ha I think we have different Paul-vision.

        Oh yeah, I forgot about the cake. Yeah. So glad you both liked it (again).

        What, you don’t write your blog when you don’t have time? What are you, someone with goals and aspirations or something?

    1. I’ll assume that you’re being sarcastic here.

      Remember to be nice to the Japanese. Don’t forget they all have m4D |\|1|\|J4 skillzzz!!!

      I know coz I saw it on tv.

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