The sorry tale of Lance and Simen

Further lost txt shenanigans:

Lance:
Changed my num. This is lance.
Me:
That’s nice dear. But who the hell are you?
Lance:
Is ths simen
Me:
No. What are you wearing?
Lance:
Hahahaha fuk that simen u sick fuk. Im wearn my spider man undies, u knw the ones that realy hug my nuts.
Me:
Sorry but you really do have the wrong number. But thanks for the entertainment, my flat mates are killing themselves.
Lance:
Thanx. Haha glad to help. Gutd i had the wrng numba, i feel violated. U knw me so wel nw. And i dnt even knw ur name. Haha later.

Oh, and speaking of the training of dumb animals, No, George, No!

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