I just woke up and…

When you read this you’re tagged. Take a picture of you in your current state, no changing your clothes or quickly putting on makeup. NO PHOTOSHOP. Show your F-List the real you!

This is all pleiadeslion‘s fault. What with her being on the other side of the world, she posted while I was sleeping. I stagger straight from bed to laptop, to check and see if I’ve missed any important penis-enhancement spam, get tagged, and so here’s what I look like first thing:

Luckily for all of you on the internet, I’d managed to collect the Stealth Cloak of Raveyness* between bed and laptop, so I’m at least wearing one garment. I’m sure you’re all glad about that.

* – No decent photos exist of the Stealth Cloak of Raveyness. It is too stealthy for that. One side is camouflage and water resistant, the other is long fake fur, pink at the base with long zebra-striped guard hairs. When worn with fur outside it is not stealthy and frightens cats, when worn with fur inside, it is particularly comfortable against bare skin. It is a tatjna special and caused her to declare that she was never going to sew long fake fur ever again.

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