September 2005

Nabbed from , with no amendments wotsoever. Comment on this post and I will reply with the following: 1. Something random about you. 2. The… Read More »

Five hours aikido, two hours aerials, an hour on the bike, makes for happy me. And near-comatose me as well. We have all the wood… Read More »I have wood

This may be your only chance, ever, to see tieke in pink frills.

I just sorted out my entire sock draw. All the socks I own. And there wasn’t one orphan sock. Hurrah for the socks! Except… I… Read More »Sod’s Law, section 2, clause IV, sub-clause (iii)

I know that elections involve much poo. However, I wasn’t prepared for my worringly vivid dream last night. I was somehow responsible for a voting… Read More »Flinging of the poop

If the two of us were naked in a phone booth and we both had to fart really bad, how would we bring it up?… Read More »Another LJ meme

” Practically all I know about the Greens is that they are anti-GE and seriously bad dancers. I entirely expected that their energy policy would… Read More »While I’m on the topic, energy for the election:

So how worried are NZ scientists about climate change? Worried enough to put up their own money to pay for an ad in the Dom… Read More »Welcome to the Titanic, we hope you enjoy your trip

The most offensive religous jokes, from the blessed Ship of Fools: A little girl is standing on top of a cliff, looking down at the… Read More »sometimes you really piss me off

from , look at your LJ “interests” list. If you have fewer than 50 interests, pick every fifth one. If you have between fifty and… Read More »Sunny monday morning procrastination

From labellementeuse

Firstly, there were men. We went “arrr!” Women were not impressed. Then, there was a hat with agapanthus and balloons. Women were most impressed. And… Read More »We went to parties

“set phasers to minty” “engine ingestion of an escaping crew member”1 “thermally compliant hairpins”2 “caus’ I com’ from somerset”3 1 – this is bad for… Read More »Friday googlewhacks!

With ‘s absence, there’s been a dearth of random crap each morning. So I shall volunteer. Unfortunately, coz I’m all serious and dedicated n stuff,… Read More »Petrol