Here, now.

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From the late great Bill Hicks: “The world is like a ride in an amusement park. And when you choose to go on it, you think it’s real because that’s how powerful our minds are. And the ride goes up and down and round and round. It has thrills and chills and it’s very brightly …

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So here’s a link to the trailer for Ong Bak. This movie is rated “Ooo” for bare sweaty muscled chests, remarkable crotch flexiblity and flaming flying feet of fury.

Weekend up the mountain

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So yeah, loads a snow, headed up the mountain, got to Whakapapa, put board down, went for a slash before long hard day boarding. Got back to board. No board. Great big fat wobbly floppy donkey’s nob. And someone else’s board had been nicked in the same minute. And they’d run out of hire boards, …

Where would we be without prawn?

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Can there be such a thing as too much prawn? Well, yes, apparently the UK is swamped with nearly 500,000 tons of waste prawn each year. So they have to find something to do with all their prawn: http://www.qub.ac.uk/envres/EarthAirWater/healy_2.htm Prawn helps you with gaping holes: http://fungus.org.uk/nwfg/woundnw.htm Prawn and artificial skin: http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/articleshow/3989761.cms Prawn helps with itchy …

Facehugger/scorpion monsters

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So I was having nice dreams when the facehugger/scorpion things turned up. They are scary. But bollocks, I thought, this is my dream, so I get to have a Sony Killstick, with unlimited ammo, the autoaiming module and Kill-chan clip-on mascot. And we’re in a big wide open place and the facehuggers have to start …

So I have flu

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and the modem cable doesn’t quite reach to the bed, but I’ll post this later. Yay for laptops and duvets. Anyway, here’s some random ranting about books worth your time. Read them. READ THEM ALL!!! /zim “A Canticle for Leibowitz” by Walter M. Miller In the beginning, the Lord made the earth, and it was …

Boys

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I get all competitive around boys. Sadly when we’re up the mountain for my first day of the season, and the boy in question is a professional ski guide on Mt Cook and has worked a season as a field guide in Antarctica, i.e. probably the best skier that I’ve ever met, then this is …

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Arms… like… noodles…

Police feared a biological/chemical weapon attack at Glastonbury Festival

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The fourth paragraph: http://observer.guardian.co.uk/uk_news/story/0,6903,1253647,00.html

I have Rick-Mouthitis

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I can’t believe I said half the things that I said last night, but had Rick been there, he’d have said them instead, so its all his fault. Anyway, good party, managed to get off train at Pukerua Bay, fell over on stairs in our bungalow, crashed out, to be ready for skate hockey game …