Archive for June 2004

Paul’s CDs

And that’s what three hundred CDs looks like. Includes much Orb and reminded me how good Utah Saints were.

That near-solid lump of plastic weights 5 kg. The rippage almost compensated for the postage.

Yes, I’ve updated twice in less than 24 hours. The world could well be ending.

My name is]: Jez
[in the morning i am]: Dragoniacous
[love is]: Rare
[i dream about]: Waking up. Repeatedly. Grr…

-W I T H .T H E. O P P O S I T E. S E X-
[what do you notice first?]: Biking ability.
[last person you slow danced with]: My soulmate

-W H O-
[do you have a crush on?]: I keep wearing his shirts
[easiest to talk to]: Joy. But then, she’s a dog

-H A V E .Y O U .E V E R-
[fallen for your best friend]: Yes, frequently, to the point of not comprehending how anyone cannot

-W H O .W A S .T H E .L A S T. P E R S O N-
[you talked to on the phone]: They wanted the person who used to have my desk. Sigh.
[hugged]: Does throwing people on the floor at aikido count?
[you instant messaged]: A
[you laughed with]: A

-D O .Y O U / / A R E .Y O U-

[could you live without the computer]: Only if I can swap it for a huge laser, 4 kW diode-pumped Nd:YAG, please
what’s your favorite food?]: Mmmm…. Pipasha’s jalfrezi…. Alex’s Machli Bhuna

[whats your favorite fruit?]: Apples, preferably Chivers Delight or Jonagold
[what hurts the most?] Broken bones are bad. Emotional pain is not good, but its never caused me to black out.

-N U M B E R-
[of times i have had my heart broken? ]: Nope.
[of hearts i have broken?] : Hopefully none.
[of boys i have kissed?] : Umm… some
[of girls i have kissed?] : Less than the above
[of drugs taken illegally?] : Threeish
[of tight friends?] : I do go around measuring my friends, although I know of several ways to measure stiffness with quite some degree of accuracy
[of cd’s that i own?] : 400 or so
[of scars on my body?] : Way too many to count, scars on scars on scars.
[of things in my past that i regret?] : There’s a few people that I owe that I haven’t paid back.

-O.T.H.E.R.T.H.I.N.G.S.-
[i know]: a lot about aluminium
[i want]: for little
[i have]: health
[i wish]: I wasn’t allergic to most mammals
[i hate]: stupidity
[i miss]: a lurcher
[i fear]: for us
[i hear]: choons
[i search]: but I get bored when I find
[i love]: her
[i ache]: before thunderstorms

[i care]: and sometimes, this is a real pain
[i always]: have too much to do
[i dance]: craptaculously
[i cry]: over dogs
[i do not always]: expose myself
[i write]: about everything but myself
[i confuse]: most people
[i can usually be found]: in motion
[i need]: to move back into town
[have you ever played a game that required removal of clothing]: and addition of beer? Yes.
[if so, when and with who]: You don’t know them
[favorite place to be kissed?]: Nape
[have you ever been caught “doing something”]: Yes, but I had a good lawyer

-ARE.YOU.A-
[wuss]: I learned not to be
[druggie]: Endorphins man… yeah…
[gang member]: Royal Society reprazenting!
[daydreamer]: Uh, what?
[alcoholic]: I tried, but my brain could still connect effect with cause, so I stoped
[freak]: Only to grandparents
[brat]: Only when I deploy the dipples of cuteness! Fear the dipples!
[goody-goody]: I drove into town three and a half times this weekend
[angel]: To some
[devil]: To others. But they’re wrong and stupid
[friend]: Working on it.
[shy]: Only when it comes to important things
[talkative]: On caffine
[adventurous]: On snow and rubber
[intelligent]: I can do certain kinds of thinking to an outstanding level. And it gets in the way of the rest of my personality.

-Concerning.The.Friends.(You.Claim.To.Have)-
[impacted you the most spiritually]: YDKThem
[wish you saw more often]: Everyone in town
[wish you could meet]: YDKHim
[most sarcastic]: Rhiannon tops my list too
[wish you knew better]: Chris
[knows you best]: A
[best outlook on life]: Paul
[most paranoid]: YDKHer either
[sweetest]: The candy-coated ponies

-Self-Analysis.You.Probably.Don’t.Want.To.Do-

[a smell that makes you smile]: Weston’s cider
[a country you’d like to visit]: Norway
[a drink you order most often]: Tea, silly
[delicious desert]: Suraya’s adultery cake
[a book you highly recommend]: Thursbitch, or Red Shift
[the music you prefer while alone]: Swans
[your favorite band]: Aphex Twin, New Model Army, Nick Cave, Orbital, PJH, Sharkboy, Sisters, Throwing Muses and pretty much all the rest
[a film you could watch over and over]: Film? You mean sit in one place for more than two hours?
[a TV show you watch regularly]: TV broke a while ago, haven’t missed it.
[you live in a(n)]: village up the coast. Far, far up the coast.
[your transportation]: GT STS with Pace bouncy bits, Dale V900 with many, many miles on it, carbon fibre unicycle, three pairs of skates, snowboard, kites, and the ultimate SUV – a Honda Civic
[cologne or perfume]: fresh sweat
[under your bed or in your closet you hide]: monsters of the id
[something important on your night table]: Rhi’s copy of Fight Club

Flying monkeys at that

What kind of disease are you?

happyinmotion:

happyinmotion is caused by monkeys.

A case of happyinmotion complex is characterized by a constant impersonation of Hitler.
To cure happyinmotion, relay all conversation through Mr. Winkels, a stuffed animal made from your own belly button lint.

Name?

Anyway, I’m just off to pick a fight with the Soviet Union. I may be some time.